If it had been a boa constrictor, or a ferret, or a pit bull stolen I would have said a guy for sure, but the Gray Tabby muddies the water - gender-wise. Remember the kitten - the вЂњGray Tabby kitten.вЂќ You will note that I have been using the masculine pronoun to identify the person involved, but it could have been a girl. Or that since he told them about it, his confession would be thrown out of court because of that self-incriminating amendment. Only maybe they wouldnвЂ™t lock him up because the victim/criminal could claim that by returning the grass the police were, in effect, planting it on him. вЂњYes officer, I was going back in the bedroom to roll a joint and my stash was gone.вЂќ CaseДЇirst of all, getting burgled, then calling the cops to report that the burglar stole your marijuana doesnвЂ™t pass what my loving wife calls вЂњthe Stupid Test.вЂќ Just how smart do you have to be to know that if someone steals something thatвЂ™s illegal to have, the last thing you need to do is notify the people who arrest folks for having it. 18, someoneД®ntered his residence and went through the drawers Theft of property, third degree вЂ“ Victim states I usually answer that stuff just sorta finds me, like it did the other day when a friend told me to look at the Crime Report in the Jacksonville News. Matriculation at those fine institutions might have something to do with it. From time to time folks ask me where I come up with this stuff? Now they might really be asking why a grown man with degrees from two Southeastern Conference Universities canвЂ™t find something more productive to do with his time.

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